We had parties that… Ronnie Hawkins

We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend

Ronnie Hawkins

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Nothing is illegal… Andrew Young

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.

Andrew Young

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No president in… Richard Nixon

No president in history has been more vilified or was more vilivied during the time he was President than Lincoln. Those who knew him, his secretaries, have written that he was deeply hurt by what was said about him and drawn about him, but on the other hand, Lincoln had the great strength of character never to display it, always able to stand tall and strong and firm no matter how harsh or unfair the criticism might be. These elements of greatness, of course, inspire us all today.

Richard Nixon

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…it is as hard to… Woodrow Wilson

…it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.

Woodrow Wilson

28th president of US (1856 - 1924)

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Be as radical as… Lenin

Be as radical as reality.

Lenin

Russian Communist politician & revolutionary (1870 - 1924)

September 26th, 2005 - Posted in Lenin | | 0 Comments

The optimist thinks… J. Robert Oppenheimer

The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

US administrator & astrophysicist (1904 - 1967)

September 25th, 2005 - Posted in J. Robert Oppenheimer | | 0 Comments

Being in a ship is… Samuel Johnson

Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.

Samuel Johnson

English author, critic, & lexicographer (1709 - 1784)

September 24th, 2005 - Posted in Samuel Johnson | | 0 Comments

I figure you have… Fran Lebowitz

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz

US writer and humorist (1950 - )

September 23rd, 2005 - Posted in Fran Lebowitz | | 0 Comments

There are times… Mark Twain

There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.

Mark Twain

US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

September 22nd, 2005 - Posted in Mark Twain | | 0 Comments

Without an adequate… Kent “Sparky” Gregory

Without an adequate theory, reality is irrelevant.

Kent “Sparky” Gregory

September 21st, 2005 - Posted in Kent "Sparky" Gregory | | 0 Comments

Life is good, if… overheard in Palo Alto…

Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.

overheard in Palo Alto…

September 20th, 2005 - Posted in overheard in Palo Alto... | | 0 Comments

Two people kissing… Andy Warhol

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Andy Warhol

US artist (1928 - 1987)

September 19th, 2005 - Posted in Andy Warhol | | 0 Comments

Some luck lies in… Garrison Keillor

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

Garrison Keillor

US humorist & radio broadcaster (1942 - )

September 18th, 2005 - Posted in Garrison Keillor | | 0 Comments

Often it does seem… Mark Twain

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

Mark Twain

US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

September 17th, 2005 - Posted in Mark Twain | | 0 Comments

It takes your enemy… Mark Twain

It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to bring the news to you.

Mark Twain

US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

September 16th, 2005 - Posted in Mark Twain | | 0 Comments

As scarce as truth… Josh Billings

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

Josh Billings

US Humorist (1818 - 1885)

September 15th, 2005 - Posted in Josh Billings | | 0 Comments

A committee is a… Sir Barnett Cocks (ca. 1907)

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

Sir Barnett Cocks (ca. 1907)

September 14th, 2005 - Posted in Sir Barnett Cocks (ca. 1907) | | 0 Comments

A censor is a man… Granville Hicks

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Granville Hicks

(1901 - 1982)

September 13th, 2005 - Posted in Granville Hicks | | 0 Comments

A duty dodged is… Joseph F. Newton

A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last.

Joseph F. Newton

September 12th, 2005 - Posted in Joseph F. Newton | | 0 Comments

In Biblical times,… Abigail Van Buren

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

Abigail Van Buren

US advice columnist (1918 - )

September 11th, 2005 - Posted in Abigail Van Buren | | 0 Comments