Amusement is the… Alexander Pope

Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.

Alexander Pope

English poet & satirist (1688 - 1744)

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The average dog is… Andrew A. Rooney

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Andrew A. Rooney

February 27th, 2006 - Posted in Andrew A. Rooney | | 0 Comments

I do not say a… Miguel Cervantes

I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but to be forever discharging them, right or wrong, hit or miss, renders conversation insipid and vulgar.

Miguel Cervantes

February 26th, 2006 - Posted in Miguel Cervantes | | 0 Comments

Nobody ever… Robert Byrne

Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.

Robert Byrne

February 25th, 2006 - Posted in Robert Byrne | | 0 Comments

Anybody who has… Stephen Leacock

Anybody who has listened to certain kinds of music, or read certain kinds of poetry, or heard certain kinds of performances on the concertina, will admit that even suicide has its brighter aspects.

Stephen Leacock, 1912

Canadian economist & humorist (1869 - 1944)

February 24th, 2006 - Posted in Stephen Leacock | | 0 Comments

Reviewing has one… George Bernard Shaw

Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself; in reviewing you take it out on other people.

George Bernard Shaw

Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)

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Good taste is the… Pablo Picasso

Good taste is the enemy of creativity

Pablo Picasso

Spanish Cubist painter (1881 - 1973)

February 22nd, 2006 - Posted in Pablo Picasso | | 0 Comments

Our imagination is… Charles F. Kettering

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.

Charles F. Kettering

US electrical engineer & inventor (1876 - 1958)

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I know a… Ernest Coquelin

I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see her son-in-law suffer in her dreams.

Ernest Coquelin

February 20th, 2006 - Posted in Ernest Coquelin | | 0 Comments

Traditionalists… Ed Parker

Traditionalists often study what is taught, not what there is to create.

Ed Parker, Grandmaster, American Kenpo.

February 19th, 2006 - Posted in Ed Parker | | 0 Comments

The odds against… Benny Hill

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

Benny Hill

February 18th, 2006 - Posted in Benny Hill | | 0 Comments

It is now possible… Richard J. Ferris

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Richard J. Ferris, president, United Airlines

February 17th, 2006 - Posted in Richard J. Ferris | | 0 Comments

Thank God men… Henry David Thoreau

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.

Henry David Thoreau, Jan. 3, 1861

US Transcendentalist author (1817 - 1862)

February 16th, 2006 - Posted in Henry David Thoreau | | 0 Comments

We cherish our… Evelyn Waugh

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them.

Evelyn Waugh

English novelist & satirist (1903 - 1966)

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Man is what he… Anton Chekhov

Man is what he believes.

Anton Chekhov

Russian dramatist & short story author (1860 - 1904)

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If I ever marry, it… H. L. Mencken

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

H. L. Mencken

US editor (1880 - 1956)

February 13th, 2006 - Posted in H. L. Mencken | | 0 Comments

Doctors are men who… Voltaire

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.

Voltaire

French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)

February 12th, 2006 - Posted in Voltaire | | 0 Comments

Name me an emperor… Charles V

Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.

Charles V

February 11th, 2006 - Posted in Charles V | | 0 Comments

You can no more win… Jeannette Rankin

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

Jeannette Rankin

US pacifist & politician (1880 - 1973)

February 10th, 2006 - Posted in Jeannette Rankin | | 0 Comments

The object of war… General George Patton

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

General George Patton

February 9th, 2006 - Posted in General George Patton | | 0 Comments

Name me and emperor… Charles V

Name me and emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.

Charles V

February 8th, 2006 - Posted in Charles V | | 0 Comments

Friendship is a… Mortimer Adler

Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity.

Mortimer Adler

February 7th, 2006 - Posted in Mortimer Adler | | 0 Comments

A sportsman is a… Stephen Leacock

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.

Stephen Leacock

Canadian economist & humorist (1869 - 1944)

February 6th, 2006 - Posted in Stephen Leacock | | 0 Comments

Marriage is a… Oscar Levant

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

Oscar Levant

(1906 - 1972)

February 5th, 2006 - Posted in Oscar Levant | | 0 Comments

What we say is… Jim Beggs

What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.

Jim Beggs

February 4th, 2006 - Posted in Jim Beggs | | 0 Comments

Why should I… Vladimir Nabokov

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind?

Vladimir Nabokov

US (Russian-born) author & translator (1899 - 1977)

February 3rd, 2006 - Posted in Vladimir Nabokov | | 0 Comments

Half of analysis is… Marty Indik

Half of analysis is anal.

Marty Indik

February 2nd, 2006 - Posted in Marty Indik | | 0 Comments

Show me a sane man… C.G. Jung

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

C.G. Jung

February 1st, 2006 - Posted in C.G. Jung | | 0 Comments