How many a man has… Henry David Thoreau

How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.

Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Reading, 1854

US Transcendentalist author (1817 - 1862)

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The great thing in… Oliver Wendell Holmes

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

US author & physician (1809 - 1894)

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The public will… Edith Sitwell

The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.

Edith Sitwell

English biographer, critic, novelist, & poet (1887 - 1964)

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A vacuum is a hell… Tennessee Williams

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Tennessee Williams, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1955)

US dramatist (1911 - 1983)

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Men are born with… Charles Caleb Colton

Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.

Charles Caleb Colton

(1780 - 1832)

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I love acting. It… Oscar Wilde

I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

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The easiest way for… Katharine Whitehorn

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.

Katharine Whitehorn

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The golden rule is… George Bernard Shaw

The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.

George Bernard Shaw

Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)

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In the highest… Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: Quotation and Originality, 1876

US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

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Ritual is the way… Christina Baldwin

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.

Christina Baldwin

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The public is… Oscar Wilde

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, 1891

Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)

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America is a… Sigmund Freud

America is a mistake, a giant mistake.

Sigmund Freud

Austrian psychologist (1856 - 1939)

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It matters not… Darin Weinberg

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Darin Weinberg

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This Englishwoman… Stevie Smith

This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.

Stevie Smith

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I detest… Stephen Leacock

I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

Stephen Leacock

Canadian economist & humorist (1869 - 1944)

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It is most unwise… George Bernard Shaw

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

George Bernard Shaw

Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)

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Books are the… Charles W. Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.

Charles W. Eliot, The Happy Life, 1896

US educator (1834 - 1926)

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[Water is] the only… Henry David Thoreau

[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.

Henry David Thoreau

US Transcendentalist author (1817 - 1862)

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To err is… Berton Averre

To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.

Berton Averre

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Most people would… Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Driftwood; Table Talk, 1857

US poet (1807 - 1882)

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Getting kicked out… Melvin Belli on the occasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month-Club.

Melvin Belli on the occasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Association

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If you educate a… Ruby Manikan

If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.

Ruby Manikan

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We live in an age… Jeff Marder

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Jeff Marder

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All great truths… George Bernard Shaw

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw

Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)

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Many books require… Charles Caleb Colton

Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.

Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1820

(1780 - 1832)

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I am never afraid… Anna Sewell

I am never afraid of what I know.

Anna Sewell

British author (1820 - 1878)

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Everything in the… Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist (1749 - 1832)

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Hitch your wagon to… Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hitch your wagon to a star.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, “American Civilization”, The Atlantic Monthly, 1862

US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

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The Pig, if I am… Ogden Nash

The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig.

Ogden Nash, “The Pig”

US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971)

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Good girls go to… Helen Gurley Brown

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Helen Gurley Brown

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All paid jobs… Aristotle

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.

Aristotle

Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist (384 BC - 322 BC)

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Finally, in… Peter Sellers

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Peter Sellers

English comic movie actor (1925 - 1980)

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Exercise ferments… Joseph Addison

Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.

Joseph Addison, The Spectator, July 12, 1711

English essayist, poet, & politician (1672 - 1719)

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To establish… Francois de La Rochefoucauld

To establish oneself in the world, one has to do all one can to appear established.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

French author & moralist (1613 - 1680)

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Usually, terrible… Russell Baker

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

Russell Baker

US columnist & journalist (1925 - )

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It is better to… George Washington

It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.

George Washington, letter to his niece Harriet Washington, October 30, 1791

First president of US (1732 - 1799)

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CandyIs dandyBut… Ogden Nash

CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.

Ogden Nash, “Reflections on Ice-Breaking”

US humorist & poet (1902 - 1971)

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The penalty of… Nancy Astor

The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.

Nancy Astor

British politician (1879 - 1964)

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Chess is as… Raymond Chandler

Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.

Raymond Chandler

US detective novelist & screenwriter (1888 - 1959)

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Happiness is… Albert Schweitzer

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

Albert Schweitzer

French philosopher & physician (1875 - 1965)

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Every artist was… Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every artist was first an amateur.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: Progress of Culture, 1876

US essayist & poet (1803 - 1882)

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A man may well… John Heywood

A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.

John Heywood

English dramatist & epigrammist (1497 - 1580)

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Under certain… Mark Twain

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain

US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)

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To me, old age is… Bernard M. Baruch

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Bernard M. Baruch, 1940

US businessman & politician (1870 - 1965)

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In Hollywood a… Ben Hecht

In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.

Ben Hecht

US author & dramatist (1893 - 1964)

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It is better to be… Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Mae West

US movie actress (1892 - 1980)

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Anybody who watches… Erma Bombeck

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Erma Bombeck

US author & humorist (1927 - 1996)

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Truth has no… Albert Schweitzer

Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now — always.

Albert Schweitzer

French philosopher & physician (1875 - 1965)

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Minds, like bodies,… Charles Dickens

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.

Charles Dickens

English novelist (1812 - 1870)

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The good or ill of… Epictetus

The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.

Epictetus

Roman (Greek-born) slave & Stoic philosopher (55 AD - 135 AD)

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