How to win a case… Unknown

How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table.

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Adolescence is the… Unknown

Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.

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Any new venture… Unknown

Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing.

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On Thanksgiving Day… Unknown

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.

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This life is a… Unknown

This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.

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Advertising may be… Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

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A slipping gear in… Unknown

A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit.

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Socrates seems to… Unknown

Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.

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Most people rust… Unknown

Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.

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The human race is… Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

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Psychiatry is the… Unknown

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

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Pain is inevitable;… Unknown

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.

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Mahatma Gandi was… Unknown

Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.

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In every fat book… Unknown

In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

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A novel is a piece… Unknown

A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it.

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After all is said… Unknown

After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

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Minds are like… Unknown

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

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Practice random… Unknown

Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.

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May you be in… unknown

May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead

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May the road rise… unknown

May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand

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If you laid all of… Unknown

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator —- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.

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It is twice as hard… Unknown

It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.

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Lie: A very poor… Unknown

Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.

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Fishing gives you a… Unknown

Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe…I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish…laughing at me.

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Education is what… Unknown

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

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Not one shred of… Unknown

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

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Do not regret… Unknown

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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The more you run… Unknown

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

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If it is to be, it… Unknown

If it is to be, it is up to me.

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Every big problem… Unknown

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.

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A wise man can see… Unknown

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

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Teach children to… Unknown

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

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A stitch in time… Unknown

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

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Fashion is… Unknown

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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J.F.K.–The Man and… Unknown

J.F.K.–The Man and the Airport

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The wages of sin… Unknown

The wages of sin are unreported.

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A lifetime is more… Unknown

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.

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Whoever does not… Unknown

Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.

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DISCLAIMER: A… Unknown

DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

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The only difference… unknown

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.

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Accident, n.: A… Unknown

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

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All general… Unknown

All general statements are false.

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