How to win a case… Unknown
How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table.
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Adolescence is the… Unknown
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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Any new venture… Unknown
Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing.
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On Thanksgiving Day… Unknown
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.
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This life is a… Unknown
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
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Advertising may be… Unknown
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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A slipping gear in… Unknown
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit.
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Socrates seems to… Unknown
Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.
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Most people rust… Unknown
Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.
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The human race is… Unknown
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Psychiatry is the… Unknown
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
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Pain is inevitable;… Unknown
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
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Mahatma Gandi was… Unknown
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
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In every fat book… Unknown
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
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A novel is a piece… Unknown
A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it.
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After all is said… Unknown
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
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Minds are like… Unknown
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
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Practice random… Unknown
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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May you be in… unknown
May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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May the road rise… unknown
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back, May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand
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If you laid all of… Unknown
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator —- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
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It is twice as hard… Unknown
It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.
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Lie: A very poor… Unknown
Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
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Fishing gives you a… Unknown
Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe…I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish…laughing at me.
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Education is what… Unknown
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.
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Not one shred of… Unknown
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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Do not regret… Unknown
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
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The more you run… Unknown
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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If it is to be, it… Unknown
If it is to be, it is up to me.
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Every big problem… Unknown
Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
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A wise man can see… Unknown
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .
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Teach children to… Unknown
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
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A stitch in time… Unknown
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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Fashion is… Unknown
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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J.F.K.–The Man and… Unknown
J.F.K.–The Man and the Airport
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The wages of sin… Unknown
The wages of sin are unreported.
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A lifetime is more… Unknown
A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.
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Whoever does not… Unknown
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
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DISCLAIMER: A… Unknown
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
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The only difference… unknown
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.
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Accident, n.: A… Unknown
Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
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All general… Unknown
All general statements are false.
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